When prices go up, leisure and satiety goes down - which we stand against.
Introducing the MAKE FOOTLONGS FIVE DOLLARS AGAIN cap — an official Leisure Party protest piece against skyrocketing sandwich costs and hangry people.
Crafted with premium embroidery and sassy campaign styling, this hat screams for a simpler time — when five bucks bought a footlong cold-cut sandwich - something which you'll tell your kids and grand-kids about one day - especially after a few cocktails.
Whether you’re out on the town, lecturing the young ones, sitting on the sofa watching Judge Judy reruns, or just nostalgic about the good old days when a sub sandwich didn't cost over $12.00, this is your bold statement for footlong price reform.
• 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Stretch band (good for after Thanksgiving dinner or receiving a compliment on your hat)
• Silver undervisor (because there's a silver lining to everything)
• Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh (nobody knows for sure, and it's too much work to find out)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
When prices go up, leisure and satiety goes down - which we stand against.
Introducing the MAKE FOOTLONGS FIVE DOLLARS AGAIN cap — an official Leisure Party protest piece against skyrocketing sandwich costs and hangry people.
Crafted with premium embroidery and sassy campaign styling, this hat screams for a simpler time — when five bucks bought a footlong cold-cut sandwich - something which you'll tell your kids and grand-kids about one day - especially after a few cocktails.
Whether you’re out on the town, lecturing the young ones, sitting on the sofa watching Judge Judy reruns, or just nostalgic about the good old days when a sub sandwich didn't cost over $12.00, this is your bold statement for footlong price reform.
• 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Stretch band (good for after Thanksgiving dinner or receiving a compliment on your hat)
• Silver undervisor (because there's a silver lining to everything)
• Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh (nobody knows for sure, and it's too much work to find out)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
