Our Party PrinciPLES (O.P.P.)

Since the dawn of patio furniture, the advent of the martini, and Sinatra on the “hi-fi”, the Leisure Party has stood at the heart of America’s desire to relax.

While other parties debate GDP, foreign policy, and fiscal cliffs, The Leisure Party recognizes the true drivers of national prosperity: a stocked cooler, guilt-free vacations, and the right to brunch without fear of an 8 a.m. meeting on Monday

Our platform is simple: every citizen deserves access to a grill, to genuine time off, to fewer arguments at dinner tables, and to happy hours that are truly happy and not driven by despair.

We believe that health care matters—but so do sun care, pool care, and hair care. We also affirm the right to freedom of choice, particularly in the selection of cargo shorts, rompers, or other leisurewear appropriate to climate and mood.

As the others argue about space lasers, escalators that suddenly became stairs, and reusable straw mandates, we remain committed to ensuring that the pursuit of leisure remains accessible to all.

Now, the choice is yours: Are you down with O.P.P.?

Otium Pro Populo! (Leisure for All!)