The Official Leisure Independence Party Hoodie is the ultimate expression of cozy and casual protest. Whether you’re hiding outside with a cigar or a drink while your relatives fight about a certain someone’s laptop, binge-watching Below Deck on your sofa, or rollerblading down the road on a cool day, this hoodie has you covered from head to waist.
Made from a premium cotton-poly blend, ”Disco Cotton,” it’s soft enough for a Sunday nap yet structured enough for a cruise on a cool day with some Yacht Rock on the Bluetooth.
• 100% cotton face (because this is better than 99% cotton face)
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester (AKA Disco Cotton)
• Front pouch pocket (*Pocket not marsupial grade. Do not use to carry babies or small children.)
• Self-fabric patch on the front and back to represent your values.
• Matching flat drawstrings (because the Leisure Party Style Code prohibits mis-matched drawstrings).
• 3-panel hood. (A 4th panel would cover your face and make it hard to sip a cocktail or eat a rib so we went with three.)
Important! In this case, size really does matter! This hoodie runs small per the manufacturer. For the perfect fit, they recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and the need for us to move heavy boxes of inventory around instead of lounging around, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Thanks to this embroidered apron you don't have to worry about keeping your clothes clean when cooking, grilling or pouring drinks - because doing laundry is a lot of work. The neck loop and long ties, two front pockets*, and intricate embroidery in front all come together in an eye-catching and comfy accessory that'll make you long for more time in the kitchen, behind the bar, or in front of the grill instead of in the laundry room (unless that’s your thing).
• 70% polyester, 30% cotton (AKA Disco Cotton)
• Fabric weight: 9 oz/yd² (305 g/m²) so it’s easy on the back.
• Size: 20″ × 30″ (50.8 cm × 76.2 cm) to keep your cargo shorts, track suit, romper, muumuu, or other leisure wear protected.
• Adjustable neck loop and long ties to accommodate Party members of all proportions and flexibility.
• Two front pockets (*Pockets not marsupial grade. Do not use to carry babies or small children.)
• Blank product sourced from China (because they like to BBQ in China, too! Those red char siu ribs are amazing if you haven’t tried them - but you definitely don’t want that red coloring on your clothes).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and the need for us to move heavy boxes of inventory around instead of lounging around, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Finally. A shirt that stands for something, so you don’t have to.
The Official Leisure Independence Party Tee is crafted for citizens who believe in freedom, fairness, and firing up the grill. Woven from 100% cotton, this classic unisex fit keeps you cool while you campaign for relaxation and backyard reform.
Whether you’re lobbying for longer weekends, enjoying brunch, or trying to get a better pour from the bartender, this tee’s got your back because it's literally emblazoned with the Leisure Independence Party seal and the proud motto Otium Pro Populo (“Leisure for the People”).
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico (because Leisure is an international affair.)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and the need for us to move heavy boxes of inventory around instead of lounging around, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Stay hydrated, stay leisurely, stay free.
The Leisure Party Can Cooler is the unsung hero of backyard diplomacy — protecting every cold one from the scorching heat of responsibility. Perfect for back yard parties, the beach, patio debates, and late-night policy discussions about low and slow vs. hot and fast.
Made from premium insulating neoprene, it hugs your can tighter than a tax refund and features the Leisure Party seal and motto "We're Not Left. We're Not Right. We're Not Even Standing."
• Made from neoprene (like a beer wetsuit)
• Waterproof so your hands stay dry and warm
• Ribbed seams (for your pleasure)
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US (because people in China understand the joy of a cold drink, too.)
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and the need for us to move heavy boxes of inventory around instead of lounging around, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Add a personal touch to your sipping sessions! This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from neoprene (the same stuff wetsuits are made of) it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm. This cooler features the official Leisure Party seal and Otium Pro Populo (“Leisure for the People” motto in Latin (so you look smart).
• Made from neoprene (the same stuff wetsuits are made of)
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams (for your pleasure)
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US (because people in China understand the virtue of a cold drink, too.)
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
When prices go up, leisure and satiety goes down - which we stand against.
Introducing the MAKE FOOTLONGS FIVE DOLLARS AGAIN cap — an official Leisure Party protest piece against skyrocketing sandwich costs and hangry people.
Crafted with premium embroidery and sassy campaign styling, this hat screams for a simpler time — when five bucks bought a footlong cold-cut sandwich - something which you'll tell your kids and grand-kids about one day - especially after a few cocktails.
Whether you’re out on the town, lecturing the young ones, sitting on the sofa watching Judge Judy reruns, or just nostalgic about the good old days when a sub sandwich didn't cost over $12.00, this is your bold statement for footlong price reform.
• 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Stretch band (good for after Thanksgiving dinner or receiving a compliment on your hat)
• Silver undervisor (because there's a silver lining to everything)
• Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh (nobody knows for sure, and it's too much work to find out)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Official Morning Meeting Repeal Unit Coffee Mug in black is the standard-issue beverage vessel for supporters of proper sleep, defenders of late starts, and anyone who believes a meeting before 10am is a violation of basic human rights. Whether you’re sipping coffee on the porch while ignoring a calendar invite or quietly protesting your boss’s “quick morning sync,” this mug has your back.
Featuring the full-color seal of the Leisure Independence Party’s most important (and only) enforcement division, it reminds everyone that you are a card-carrying member of the resistance. Drink proudly, citizen.
Important! This mug will not magically reschedule your meetings, but it may inspire you to decline them with newfound confidence.
• Ceramic (ideal for coffee, tea, or anything that makes mornings tolerable).
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Show your furry friend you support their righteous cause with the Official Abolish the Vacuum Pet Bowl. Whether your pet hides under the bed, glares from the doorway, or quickly slinks off to another room, this bowl lets everyone know where your pet stands on unnecessary noise-based oppression because vacuums suck!
Built from durable stainless steel with an anti-slip rubber base, it’s designed for pets who prefer stable meal times without the threat of surprise vacuum drive-bys. If your dog or cat has ever looked at you as if to say, “We really need to talk about that thing,” this bowl is the upgrade they deserve.
• Double-wall stainless steel for long-lasting use
• Anti-slip rubber base
• Food grade safe for kibble, water, and morale-boosting treats
• Dishwasher safe when the rubber base is removed
