Official Party Membership
For those who prefer something more definitive.
Includes:
Official Party Membership Certificate issued in your name (digital PDF) suitable for framing
Recorded recognition in the Registry of Leisure
Official Member digital wallpaper (Desktop and Mobile)
The Official Party Bulletin — periodic cultural briefings issued by the Office of Leisure Policy
Membership is formal, documented, and meant to be proudly displayed. It is often regarded as a reasonable excuse to have a cocktail and/or take the day off.
How it works:
Following enrollment, a confirmation email is issued.
Official wallpapers are made available immediately on-screen and via email the confirmation email.
Your Official Membership Certificate is processed by the Office of Membership Affairs and delivered within approximately 30 minutes.
Communications are delivered at irregular intervals, occasionally deferred due to weekends, favorable weather conditions, recognized yacht rock observances, and attentional drift.
Members are advised to permit official correspondence at checkout. The Party disapproves of spam.
Due to the documented and digital nature of materials issued, all memberships are considered final upon processing.
For those who prefer something more definitive.
Includes:
Official Party Membership Certificate issued in your name (digital PDF) suitable for framing
Recorded recognition in the Registry of Leisure
Official Member digital wallpaper (Desktop and Mobile)
The Official Party Bulletin — periodic cultural briefings issued by the Office of Leisure Policy
Membership is formal, documented, and meant to be proudly displayed. It is often regarded as a reasonable excuse to have a cocktail and/or take the day off.
How it works:
Following enrollment, a confirmation email is issued.
Official wallpapers are made available immediately on-screen and via email the confirmation email.
Your Official Membership Certificate is processed by the Office of Membership Affairs and delivered within approximately 30 minutes.
Communications are delivered at irregular intervals, occasionally deferred due to weekends, favorable weather conditions, recognized yacht rock observances, and attentional drift.
Members are advised to permit official correspondence at checkout. The Party disapproves of spam.
Due to the documented and digital nature of materials issued, all memberships are considered final upon processing.